aka You Left Me My First Comment And I Have Forever Engraved Your Name on My Heart
aka It's June And We're Talking Lost And The Word "Spoiler" Doesn't Mean Anything To Me
aka Jack Left The Island, Took Stem Cells, Brought Back Flannel, And Traded in John Locke For Suzie Marie Toller And The Ghost Whisperer
Jack and Kate are off the island.
Charlie is dead.
Ben is in the casket.
(TELL ME HE'S NOT, I WON'T BELIEVE YOU)
Locke is still on the island.
Walt probably has to shave now.
I don't understand how Jack's father is still alive. In the future. When he is dead. In the past.
We can comment back and forth about this and it will be great.
For the rest of you.
If you weren't missing this man every Wednesday night...
...then I can't imagine that this post was worth scrolling through.
Fortuantely, here is something we can all get behind.
(kudos to the AOL Sports Fanhouse)
If anyone can:
cancel my Saturday plans
drive me five hours to the Williamson County Pavillion in Marion, Illinois
pay for gas.
This - THIS! - will be your reward: