"Tear into a can of the meanest energy supplement on the planet.
MONSTER energy. We went down to the lab and cooked up a double shot of
our killer energy brew. It's a wicked mega hit that delivers twice the
buzz of a regular energy drink. MONSTER packs a vicious punch but has
a smooth flavor you can really pound. Unleash the Beast!"

Like, really.


Anonymous said...

They cooked it up in their meth lab in the basement, in a bathtub.


Brian said...

Energy drinks don't really do much for me. I worked in a coffee shop for like 2 years so caffeine is kind of null and void at this point. But Monster makes my heart race. I avoid the stuff when I can.

Be careful. Haha

sean o'kane said...

Manchester Orchestra was epic last night. you guys better step up your game next week :-p

Pat Sharkey said...

here's my concern guys.

very rarely does a album not leak these days. and if you aren't on a label yet, it could be months before the release.

therefore. i am concerned that if this thing leaks, there will be sadness.

what do we do!

AdamBomb said...


That reminds me of this, for some reason:


heather ahrens said...

I listen to your music as I edit photos. It makes me happy. and inspired.